Saturday, December 3, 2011

Someone Is Going To Get Stabbed With A Pen!

Hello world :)
It's been a long time since I've last posted. I have been overwhelmingly busy with work and school (finals). BUT, I'm almost out! Its finally and thankfully almost over!!! :)

I've recently quit smoking. In my attempt, I've resorted to Nicorette. For those of you who don't know what that is, it is a gum with nicotine to help you quit smoking. It's supposed to fulfill your nicotine needs and calm you down right?! WRONG! I have NEVER in my life had so much trouble getting a piece of gum out of it's packaging! I had to turn to trying to open it with the only sharp object i could find, a pen, at which point i just wanted to stab someone with! F U NICORETTE! :)

In my time away from writing my blog, a lot has happened in my life. A lot of good things. I have developed a much better relationship with my family, better than it has been in years, and, i have met the most amazing man of my dreams who i am very happy and lucky to call MY OWN :)

MyYearbook, a site much like facebook, is a site i signed up for to try to help promote my blog. It did help my blog somewhat, but mainly i got manyyyyy messages from hundreds of different guys. I was not interested or trying to meet anyone. I was content and did not need a man to make me happy. I never replied to any of the messages, ever. One day in the beginning of September, i got a message. "Just another message.." i thought. I did notice his name, a name i have absolutely loved my entire life, that i planned on naming my son in the future if i were to have one. Dominique. I am in love with that name! This led me to read his message to me, which read "Perfect smiles, like perfection itself, require extensive practice. Therefore, those with the most beautiful smiles, are usually the happiest of people. You Michelle, have one of the most beautiful smiles i have ever seen". Little did i know, my life was about to change :) We started talking, went on some dates, and now we're together.

Like Dom, I have never been so happy and never ever been so sure of the person i want to spend the rest of my life with. He is a true gentleman and he treats me like a princess :) He has amazing goals, works hard, and shows so much love and compassion towards me. Every moment with him is like a gleaming moment in heaven! This... this is where life as i know it, ends :)

Now, on a side note. There is one video and one website i think everyone should see.

The first is a video of an owner and his dog. This video went viral and had over 2,000,000 views in 2 weeks. It is hilarious. This dog is like... an evil Lassie. AND the progression of loudness as the owner keeps calling his dog just makes me literally laugh out loud. Check it out :) 

This is a website called texts from Bennett. It is a blog by a 30 year old guy. The blog is basically just pictures of texts exchanged between this guy and his 17 year old WHITE cousin who apparently thinks that he is black, and in crip, who has a white girlfriend named Mercedes. Many people have said that this is fake, but it's not...not at all. It is priceless and as the 30 year old says, "Bennett is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet" I 100% agree. HILARIOUS! Check it out :) 

Well, that is all for now :) With school getting out soon, i will definitely be writing more posts :) Have a wonderful weekend!
-Night Owl

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Love Note

Hi :)
Hmm... where do i begin? Lets start with Saturday night. Probably the best night i have had in a very long time. Me and a few of my buddies went to Morgan St. Downtown. We started at Big Daddies. We played pool, drank, celebrated with people we didn't know for their birthdays and took shots (we were pretty shwasty at that point), and danced...a lot. I love dancing... like... LOVE DANCING!!!! You'll have to drag me off the floor!!! So, after leaving Big Daddies (shwasted), we were standing out side in line. Some dude was trying to leave with a drink. The cops and bouncers kept telling him to throw it away or go back inside. This dude didn't like that idea too much. He swung on somebody... he missed them... AND HIT ME!!! Not with a fist but enough to knock me back. Naturally my boys freaked out and flipped out on this dude. Crazy drunk
After that fiasco, we went next door to a dance club, not really sure what it was called... We go inside and its pretty cool, but the dance floor was empty. Ah hell no! I grabbed my buddy and dragged him to the dance floor. No, i do not care and was not embarrassed to be the only one out there :) After 20 minutes of me dragging people onto the floor, it was packed! Everyone was feelin good and dancing smooth! Thanks to meee :) the DJ was yelling over the loudspeakers that i was "the superstar of the night". I felt pretty awesome! THEN a few guys grabbed me and helped me up on the bar and i danced up there! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! And i got free shots :) how awesome. After a while we were ready to go. We walked outside only to realize we lost our friend................. We finally found him back inside, getting numbers. Haha such a ladies man ;)
So, that was the highlight of my weekend! I look forward to doing it again soon! If you want to party and have an amazing, crazy night, i recommend Morgan St. Best night ever :)

Here's a little funny story to make you laugh: The other day i was at work. I was working the drive through. There is this kid that comes through pretty often and always gets all googly-eyed when he see's me. Well, the other day he came through, he handed me his card and some paper, i wasn't paying attention but i thought "why is he handing me cash AND a card?"... I looked down and saw it wasn't cash... Nope... it was this lovely piece of paper..... (Last name and phone number are covered for the sake of privacy...and to keep him from further embarrassment)

Let's break down everything that's wrong with this note:
1. This is probably the sloppiest hand writing I've seen by someone that's probably between the ages of 18 and 21.

2. The spelling, grammar, and sentence structure is painfully awful. "somtime"? Really? And i gotta say, i love how he wrote the wrong word then scratched through it. How did he spell "tomorrow"? "tommrow"???

3. Sweetheart... i definitely cannot send you a "massage" over facebook. Maybe a mEssage but mAssage? No.

4. Facebook is one word. Duh.

5. Last but not least... If you can't pay your phone bill, how do you plan on taking me on a date?

To summarize this up... IF i were attracted to this kid, which I'm not, this note would have been a very... very bad start. Sorry darlin. Better luck next time :)

Have a wonderful evening :)
-Night Owl

Friday, November 4, 2011

Sunshine and Rainbows

Hello everyone,
I didn't get any emails of costumes but oh well. I'll still post pictures of mine.

I got in a car accident today. My day just kept going downhill after that. I mean how does a day get more awesome than that? I'm so happy I'm shitting sunshine and rainbows! Fuckin awesome right? Yes, I'm so full of sarcasm it's ridiculous! I'm going to go soak in a hot bubble bath and write a longer post tomorrow. Writing tonight might not be a good idea considering I'm pretty heated and would say a lot of things that might not be the best thing to say. So, goodnight all :)
-Night Owl

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Us Against The World

Hi beautiful people!
At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just not facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. Some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world, six billion souls, and sometimes... all you need is one. My "one" is my best friend. Kelbs. She's sometimes a hot mess, she's crazy and unique, she is a rare and precious diamond, and MY best friend. I'm lucky to have her in my life. Very lucky.
Cherish the people you care about. Always take care of them, be there for them, never leave their side. Friendship is a force that can shake the whole world. This was short but sweet. I need sleep now. Goodnight everyone :)
-Night Owl

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Zombies Vs. Vampires

Hi readers :)
It's been a while... i was thinking about giving up on my blog, which is why it's been some time since i last posted. I LOVE writing it but i don't want to write it for no reason. If you're a faithful reader, you should comment or email me. Let me know if you want me to talk about a specific topic. Anything and everything. Let me know you're out there.

Halloween is coming up! Before we know it, Thanksgiving and Christmas will be here! Are you dressing up for Halloween? FYI: you can NEVER be too old to dress up. People that say dressing up is for kids are just plain stupid :) I think I'm going to be a (sexy) vampire. Cliche, i know, but vampires are bad ass. I'm also going to have a Halloween party... the most amazing Halloween party EVERRR. I'm excited because I'm making jello shots. A beautiful array of colorful jello shots that will be too many to count :D i CAN'T WAIT. What are YOU going to dress up as? Post your creative ideas in the comment section below :) After Halloween i will post pictures of my costume. I would also like everyone else to send me their pictures through email. The one i count most creative will be shared in my next post.

Addiction: The fact or condition of being addicted to a particular substance, thing, or activity.
I have an HTC Sensation, thus i have the android market. I also have a new iPod touch, with the Apple app store. I really, reallyyy like playing games on both of those :) My favorite game to play on my phone is a game called "My Country". If you have an Android, i recommend that game. It is addicting! On my iPod i play "Plants vs. Zombies". This game can also be played on xbox and ps3, though its much cheaper on an iPod lol. That game is even MOREEE addicting. I definitely suggest that one. Check them out. let me know what you think in the comments below :)

Back to Halloween. What is more terrifying? Zombies? Or vampires? Would your rather die by a simple vampire bite? Or have your flesh torn apart while you're STILL ALIVE?! I mean come on people... i would definitely shit myself if i saw THIS booking it after my ass.....

RATHER THAN these jokes.....

WHAT DO YOU THINK?! What i thinks is scary is a bunch of jumbled gargles from a flesh eating psycho! NOT "i vant to suck your blood". Don't get me wrong. Vampires ARE bad ass (besides Edward) BUT in a real life situation... i would definitely be more terrified of a zombie apocalypse. Hands down. What's scary about a vampire? They have slick hair, suave demeanor, and impeccable dress sense.

You know what's sad? Edward Cullen gives a pathetic example for what a vampire really is. Take note: Dracula - vampire, hated, hardcore, no soul, eats females. Edward - faggot, loved, sparkles, soul, loves females. The ONLY thing they have in common is that they drink blood. That's it. Team Edward? I think not. On the other hand... ZOMBIES! FEAR THEM. I mean... they ARE at the top of the food chain... the very bottom is... plants? Then animals, then humans, and at the TOP... ZOMBIES. All they want is US. First on the list is our braiiiins, then our liver, heart and lungs, next is our stomach and intestines... then they gnaw on our bones to pick our insides out of their teeth. HOW AWFUL IS THAT??!! With everything put aside... Zombies always defeat humans, and humans exterminate vampires. SO... Zombies always win.

I like doing makeup. I like photo editing. Vampires are bad ass. This is what comes from the three :)

I fell asleep. My friend snapped a pic. I added a little Halloween effect :)
That is all for now :) Time for some feedback. Thanks.
-Night Owl

Monday, October 10, 2011


Hello everyone :)
Who is hungry? I am :) This blog I'm going to talk about my favorite places to eat.
The first place I'm going to suggest is The Drunken Fish on the Landing in downtown St. Louis. I think it is the best place to eat, hands down. I'm obsessed with sushi. Sushi is my all time favorite thing...ever :) WAIT! Before you shoot down the sushi idea, understand this: A common misconception is that ALL sushi is raw fish. This is not true. Only some sushi is raw. There is plenty of cooked sushi. Regardless, cooked and uncooked sushi is like a magical explosion of beautiful flavor controversy in my mouth :) If you decide to try it out, and have no idea what is good on the menu (besides everything) then here are my suggestions of the 3 best sushi rolls: Spider roll, Dragon roll, and the Rainbow roll. Just a heads up though... you will fall in love :)
A casual place i enjoy is T.G.I. Friday's. My favorite item on the menu is the Jack Daniel's burger with extra sauce :) Best burger in the Lou.
Garvey's is a bar & grill on Telegraph rd. Their pizza is pretty good but my favorite thing there is the trashed wings. In my opinion, they are the best wings in all of STL.
I would give all 3 of those places 5 stars :) Except The Drunken Fish gets 100 out of 5 stars :)
I had a long weekend of work and homework. Saturday night when i got home from work my parents were having a Bonn fire party with all the neighbors. My uncle was also there and had gotten me a big bottle of Bacardi Raz for when i got there. The Bacardi Raz quickly transitioned into a glass of wine, glass of champagne, a shot of Captain Morgan annnnnnd.... after that I'm not entirely sure. What i am sure of is this.... If your mom has been enjoying beverages as well, loud dance music is playing, everyone at the party is her age or close to it, and she wants to have a dance of with you.... just say no. Trust me, it just doesn't end well.

Hopefully you decide to try some sushi if you haven't yet :) I think the most important lesson though is SAY "NO" TO A DANCE OF WITH YO MOMMA!
Have a wonderful day :)
-Night Owl

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Originality, Creativity, & Smiles :)

Hello beautiful people :)
Yesterday i got a message from one of my readers, Dom. It read: "Perfect smiles, like perfection itself, are created by extensive practice. Therefore those with the most beautiful smiles are usually the happiest of people.". It then read, "You have one of the most natural, genuine smiles I have seen.". Now, you can't tell me that wouldn't make your day. It definitely made mine. Like i said in my previous posts, you HAVE to appreciate the little things. It makes for a happier life :)
Something i would like to talk about today is music. Sadly, music is NOT what it used to be. Music used to be about the love and passion, creativity, and originality: music that inspired people, moved people, and sometimes even made a difference. What is music about now? A whole hell of a lot of auto-tune and "WHAT can you be besides music?"
Music these days is no longer creativity and originality at all. It is about what perfume can you be? What book can you be? What clothing line can you be? It's not music anymore. It's a sad collaboration of auto-tune and computer generation trying to make money selling what they call "artists" to sell merchandise. You don't even have to know how to sing OR play an instrument! If you look good and they know you'll sell, you're in. To hell with what music is really about. IT'S HORRIBLE
I'm going to post a few links to some GOOD, CREATIVE, MUSIC. Then in the comment section below, post links to your favorite music. None of the new main-stream bs. GOOD MUSIC :)

The first link is to a great song by who i think is the GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME, FOREVER.


THIS defines everything i am talking about. THIS IS MUSIC. Pure, beautiful, untainted talent. I LOVE THIS SO SO SO MUCH.

Absolutely beautiful :)

This is creative, artistic, and just simply wonderful :)

Time for work. I hope everyone has a fantastic day. Remember. Hold on to originality, creativity, and smiles :)
-Night Owl